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WARNING
This site is to be taken very lightly. If u are very queesy or dont like to laugh please leave this site now. YOU WONT REGRET IT! This site includes funny jokes, stories, and whatevery else i feel like putting on it. If you have parental controls and are still able to get on this site-PLEASE EXIT TO YOUR RIGHT, AND DONT COME BACK! Thankyou for visiting my site-HAVE A GOOD TIME!
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A COREY STORY
Have you ever been in a situation where you werent sure if you were dreaming or not? probably not but any way...........
I was at this bar one time smokin and drinkin when all of a sudden a orange lepracaun popped out of nowhere and wanted to sell me "weed". I said no, my mom wont let me. And he said than how come you are drinkin and smokin right now. I was stunned. HOw come i was drinkin and smokin. I came to the conclusion it was a dream. Since it was a dream i could do whatever i wanted. So i chose to throw rocks at the orange lepracaun. He thought it was funny until i threw one and it hit him right inthe face then he started cryin like an orange lepracaun. THen i turned and saw a commercial on tv that said: Gettin a fake id so you can get into a bar-$10. Buying enough drinks to make you drunk-$25. Makin a orange lepracaun cry-priceless. I thought the commercial was lame and all of a sudden the orange thing threw a beer bottle and it hit me in the face. It hurt like shit. Then i thought how could this be a dream if that hurt. Some guy said you are not dreaming, this is the real world. I was scared. Not knowing what to do i layed there and had a siezure. Then after that the army came and arrested me. Then i was
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What's New?
Last updated on "Music, Skating, Jokes. This site has everything."-THE COREY TIMES
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